Allison Janney credited as playing...
C.J. Cregg
- Josh Lyman: You know what, C.J.? I really think I'm the best judge of what I mean, you paranoid Berkeley shiksa feminista... Wow, that was way too far.
- C.J. Cregg: No, no. Well, I've got a staff meeting to go to and so do you, you elitist, Harvard, fascist, missed-the-dean's-list-two-semesters-in-a-row Yankee jackass.
- Josh Lyman: Feel better getting that off your chest there, C.J.?
- C.J. Cregg: I'm a whole new woman.
- Kathy: I'm sorry, Toby's not available to speak on the phone at the moment. No, Sam's not available either.
- [to C. J]
- Kathy: Why is no one available to speak on the phone?
- C.J. Cregg: I don't know, they're all planning my surprise party.
- C.J. Cregg: Hey do you know anything about a story going around about the Secret Service investigating Bertram Coles for threatening the life of the President?
- Toby Ziegler: No.
- C.J. Cregg: Maggie Greeenwald is quoting you as saying the Secret Service investigates all threats made against the President, and it's White House Policy not to comment.
- Toby Ziegler: Yea.
- C.J. Cregg: Did you say that?
- Toby Ziegler: Yeah. Hey, you don't suppose that's how the story got started, do you? You know what, C.J., you tell Bert Coles that Toby Ziegler said there's a new sheriff in town.