Bradley Whitford credited as playing...
Josh Lyman
- Josh Lyman: It's good cop, bad cop. I'm the good cop. The four of you are the bad cop. Will, what are you?
- Will: The bad cop.
- Josh Lyman: Danny, what are you?
- Danny Concannon: The bad cop.
- Josh Lyman: Toby, what are you?
- Toby Ziegler: Hurry up.
- Josh Lyman: Charlie, who are you?
- Charlie Young: I love Zoey and I must have her back.
- Josh Lyman: The bad cop, that's right.
- Will: [to Charlie] That's great news about Zoey. I didn't meet her but I bet she's nice.
- Charlie Young: Not really, but my love for her knows no bounds.
- Danny Concannon: Charlie, aren't you cold without a coat?
- Charlie Young: I took off my coat to show my love for Zoey.
- Danny Concannon: Wow.
- Charlie Young: I'd take off my shirt too, but it's inappropriate with a tuxedo.
- Danny Concannon: Not if we were at Chippendale's.
- Danny Concannon: Where is she?
- Josh Lyman: Donna?
- Danny Concannon: Yeah.
- Josh Lyman: She's sitting in her apartment in a ball gown.
- Danny Concannon: Waiting for a ball to come over?
- Josh Lyman: I'm not talking about fighting two wars at once. I'm not talking about fighting wars. Intervening when there's violence against people who are defenseless...
- Toby Ziegler: Fine, but if we go here, that means they can go there. And look, there's more injustice over there.
- Josh Lyman: We elect these people. And not for nothing, but if we'd been the world's policeman in the thirties, you and I...
- Toby Ziegler: We'd have had a lot more relatives.