Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Joe Quincy
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: The farmers are victims of this Republican Congress.
- Joe Quincy: I don't get a vote in the US House of Representatives, but I do go to the grocery store. I know that food is cheaper, and I know that when life expectancy goes up, that's not victimizing undertakers.
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: Well argued, though I do hate you and everything you stand for.
- Joe Quincy: Claudia Jean, you've only known me for four minutes. It usually takes people the better part of an hour to hate me and everything I stand for.
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: I'm the Press Secretary Boo-Boo. I don't have that kind of time.
- Joe Quincy: I'm Joe Quincy. They told you I was coming by?
- Toby Ziegler: Yeah. You're the new sawbones?
- Joe Quincy: Donna Moss already got me to say it.