Rob Lowe credited as playing...
Sam Seaborn
- Sam Seaborn: About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.
- Toby Ziegler: [pause] Really?
- Sam Seaborn: Yes.
- Toby Ziegler: You accidentally slept with a prostitute?
- Sam Seaborn: A call girl.
- Toby Ziegler: Accidentally?
- Sam Seaborn: Yes.
- Toby Ziegler: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?
- Sam Seaborn: [trying to get a moment alone with Laurie] I hope you don't mind my barging in like this. It's just that I've known this girl my whole life.
- Woman #2: How do you know Brittany?
- Sam Seaborn: Who's Brittany?
- Laurie: I am.
- Sam Seaborn: Okay!
- Sam Seaborn: Look, I really like her and she's not what you think.
- Josh Lyman: The only thing I know about her is, she's a call girl. Is she a call girl?
- Sam Seaborn: Yes.
- Josh Lyman: Then so far she's exactly what I think.
- Toby Ziegler: Before you picked up a hooker?
- Sam Seaborn: Call girl.
- Toby Ziegler: Well that's a distinction that's going to be very important to the grand jury.
- C.J. Cregg: USA Today asks you why you didn't spend more time campaigning in Texas and you say it's cause you don't look good in funny hats.
- Sam Seaborn: It was "big hats".
- Sam Seaborn: A vague quote from Hoynes will disappear by the end of the next news cycle. A fistfight between Leo and the Vice President's got juice.