Allison Janney credited as playing...
C.J. Cregg
- Josh Lyman: Someone give me a river to forge, a serpent to slay.
- C.J. Cregg: What's his problem?
- Donna Moss: He's been drinking from the keg of glory. We're to bring him all the muffins and bagels in the land.
- Toby Ziegler: We heard.
- C.J. Cregg: Sir, this may be a good time to talk about your sense of humor.
- President Josiah Bartlet: I've got an intelligence briefing, a security briefing and a 90-minute budget meeting all scheduled for the same 45 minutes. Are you sure this is a good time to talk about my sense of humor?
- C.J. Cregg: No.
- President Josiah Bartlet: Me, neither.
- C.J. Cregg: USA Today asks you why you didn't spend more time campaigning in Texas and you say it's cause you don't look good in funny hats.
- Sam Seaborn: It was "big hats".