Richard Schiff credited as playing...
Toby Ziegler
- Toby Ziegler: Mrs. Landingham, does the president have free time this morning?
- Mrs. Landingham: The president has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you?
- Toby Ziegler: Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Mrs. Landingham.
- Mrs. Landingham: What age would that be, Toby?
- Toby Ziegler: Late twenties?
- Mrs. Landingham: Atta boy.
- Toby Ziegler: Can I have a cookie?
- Mrs. Landingham: No.
- Sam Seaborn: About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.
- Toby Ziegler: [pause] Really?
- Sam Seaborn: Yes.
- Toby Ziegler: You accidentally slept with a prostitute?
- Sam Seaborn: A call girl.
- Toby Ziegler: Accidentally?
- Sam Seaborn: Yes.
- Toby Ziegler: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?
- Josh Lyman: Someone give me a river to forge, a serpent to slay.
- C.J. Cregg: What's his problem?
- Donna Moss: He's been drinking from the keg of glory. We're to bring him all the muffins and bagels in the land.
- Toby Ziegler: We heard.
- Toby Ziegler: This administration doesn't even need an opposition party, you know that? We do fine by ourselves.
- Toby Ziegler: Before you picked up a hooker?
- Sam Seaborn: Call girl.
- Toby Ziegler: Well that's a distinction that's going to be very important to the grand jury.