Martin Sheen credited as playing...
President Josiah Bartlet
- [to an affectionate couple as he passes them in a hallway]
- President Josiah Bartlet: Hey there, fella. She deserves a nice room and some supper.
- President Josiah Bartlet: [after changing Toby's speech without telling him] I looked to the side at one point, you know, I half expected to see you coming at me with a salad fork.
- Toby Ziegler: Well, but for the Secret Service agents restraining me, sir...
- President Josiah Bartlet: Yeah. Thank God for the Secret Service.
- Toby Ziegler: [under his breath] Oh, bless their hearts.
- President Josiah Bartlet: You know what Toby?
- Toby Ziegler: Sir?
- President Josiah Bartlet: You're what my mother calls a pain in the ass.
- Toby Ziegler: Well, that's what my mother calls it, too, sir.