Richard Schiff credited as playing...
Toby Ziegler
- C.J. Cregg: [singing as she crosses the room to Toby] I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my skirt, too sexy for the other things...
- Toby Ziegler: What in God's name is...
- C.J. Cregg: He got the question.
- Toby Ziegler: Who?
- C.J. Cregg: The Majority Leader.
- Toby Ziegler: When?
- C.J. Cregg: Last night. Local news, Cleveland, Ohio - oh me-o, oh my-o, oh Cleveland, Ohio! He got the question.
- Bonnie: What's the question?
- Toby Ziegler: "Why do you want to be president?"
- Bonnie: And what did he say?
- C.J. Cregg: [reading from a transcript of the interview] "The reason I would run, were I to run, is I have a great belief in this country as a country and in this people as a people that go into making this country a nation with the greatest natural resources and population of people, educated people."
- C.J. Cregg: [makes a shotgun motion with her arms] Chk-chk, boom!
- Toby Ziegler: I'll spread it around.
- C.J. Cregg: [singing her way out of the room] I'm too sexy for my shoes, too sexy for the blues, too sexy...
- Toby Ziegler: I don't know from where you get the idea that taxpayers shouldn't have to pay for anything of which they disapprove. Lots of 'em don't like tanks... even more don't like Congress.
- Tawny Cryer, Appropriations Committee: Here's a woman who gets naked, covers herself completely in chocolate, and sings. Does that appeal to you?
- Toby Ziegler: By and large, I'm not wild about musicals.