Ross Martin credited as playing...
Artemus Gordon
- [last lines]
- Jim West: I'll miss him. That little man with a giant rage against the whole universe.
- Artemus Gordon: As Kitty said, who can blame the poor little one?
- Jim West: Artie, you look a little pecked. How about a snack?
- [showing Artemus a turkey leg]
- Artemus Gordon: I appreciate your concern. Right now I'd rather worry about Dr. Loveless.
- Jim West: Worry, and eat. We need a weapon, don't we?
- Artemus Gordon: What are you going to do, chuck him to death on a bone?
- Jim West: Something like that.
- Artemus Gordon: Would you mind telling me what you've got in mind?
- Jim West: Just an idea. I need a little time to work it out.
- Artemus Gordon: You wouldn't have any giblet gravy in your pocket, would you?
- Jim West: Ever kill a man with giblet gravy?
- Jim West: Artie... is that really you?
- Artemus Gordon: In that badly bruised flesh. Who were you expecting, President Grant?