The Night of the Arrow

Artemus Gordon: This young lady annoying you mister?

Jim West: Oh that's alright, i don't want to press charges lieutenant...?

Artemus Gordon: Greeley. Fifth Cavalry. Just transferred in. I declare, young gals theses days are getting more headstrong and impulsive every minute. Now run along gal.

Aimee Baldwin: Headstrong? Impulsive? I'll have you know you are sassing Miss Aimee Baldwin.

Artemus Gordon: Baldwin? Baldwin? Are you related to Enoch Baldwin, a lance corporal?

Aimee Baldwin: No, just the daughter of the fort commander. And when daddy, the general, hears how you spoke to me he'll have you drawn and quartered, Mr. Neeley.

Artemus Gordon: Greeley, Greeley. Well now I sure do regret that ma'am because, that would look terrible in my daddy's newspaper, wouldn't it?

Aimee Baldwin: Newspaper? You don't mean your daddy's Horace Greeley?

Artemus Gordon: Why you guessed it.

Aimee Baldwin: Oh, well, daddy just loves the New York Herald.

Artemus Gordon: Isn't that a coincidence, so does my daddy. Only he happens to be the editor of the Mobile Alabama Weekly Gazette!