David Duchovny credited as playing...
Fox Mulder
- Ellen Adderly: Do you have a... a significant other?
- Mulder: Um, not in the widely understood definition of that term.
- Mulder: Mulder.
- Scully: Mulder, please tell me I can go home.
- Mulder: Oh, hey, Scully. How's the stakeout?
- Scully: Well, the furnace broke and I can just about see my breath in here.
- Mulder: Ouch. I'm sorry to hear that.
- Scully: That... and I've witnessed a couple hundred things I'd like to erase from my brain. Eww. But as of yet, no mystery woman.
- Mulder: Well, she'll come, you know? It's just a matter of time. She'll show up - I'm sure of that.
- Scully: Yeah, well not before I die of malnutrition.
- Mulder: Hey, Scully, tough it out. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Right? No, no, no, no. No capers, thank you.
- Scully: I'm sorry. What?
- Mulder: I said, "What a... what a crazy caper." I'll talk to you later... and, uh, keep warm. Bye.
- Mulder: Mulder.
- Scully: Mulder. I am free.
- Mulder: You're free?
- Scully: Mm-hmm. I'm going to go home, take a shower for, I don't know eight or nine hours, burn the clothes that I'm wearing and then... sleep until late spring.
- Mulder: Oh, you solved the X-File.
- Scully: Yes, except it's not an X-File, Mulder.
- Mulder: What are you saying? You didn't catch our blonde mystery serial killer?
- Scully: Oh, no, we caught her, but she isn't a serial killer, nor is she a blonde, and she isn't even a she.
- Mulder: What are you talking about?
- Scully: What I'm talking about is the six missing prostitutes aren't dead, Mulder. They are alive and well in a halfway house that was set up by this mystery blonde who happens to go by the name of Mark Scott Egbert and Mr Egbert wishes to acquaint lost souls with the teachings of Christ and that's his hook, I guess. He dresses up like a fellow prostitute to make the girls feel at ease, but this vanishing act is no more paranormal than a change of wardrobe, Mulder. He goes into a place like a, like a woman and he comes out as a man, right under...
- Mulder: ...our noses.
- Scully: Exactly. A wolf in sheep's clothing or I guess, in this case, a sheep in wolf's clothing.
- Mulder: Well, good work, Scully. I'll call you back later.