David Duchovny credited as playing...
Fox Mulder
- Mulder: Come on in.
- Scully: What are you watching?
- Mulder: Something that just came in the mail.
- Scully: That's not your usual brand of entertainment... What is it?
- Mulder: According to the magazine ad I answered, it's an alien autopsy. Guaranteed authentic.
- Scully: You spent money for this?
- Mulder: $29.95... plus shipping.
- Scully: Mulder, this is even hokier than the one they aired on the Fox network, you can't even see what they're operating on!
- Mulder: But it does look authentic, I mean the settings, the procedures. I mean it does look as if an actual autopsy is being prepared, doesn't it?
- Scully: Well, technically, I don't know why they would be wearing gas masks.
- Mulder: Well, maybe it's because of this green substance they seem to be extracting from the subject. Can you identify that?
- Scully: Olive oil? Snake oil? I suppose you think it's alien blood?
- Mulder: It's widely held that aliens don't have blood, Scully.
- Scully: I guess this begs the question; if this is an alien autopsy...
- Mulder: - where's the alien. But what so intriguing to me is the striking lack of detail here.
- Scully: Well, what do you expect for $29.95?
- Scully: I went to go see those MUFON members to find out about that woman, Betsy Hagopian.
- Mulder: And what did you find?
- Scully: I found out that she's dying. Along with a lot of other women who claim to be dying too. All of them who say that they've had these implanted in them. It's the same thing that I had removed from my own neck.
- Mulder: But you're fine aren't you, Scully?
- Scully: Am I? I don't know, Mulder. They said that they know me. That they've seen me before. It was freaky. They know things about me, about my disappearance.
- Mulder: That is disturbing. But I don't think you should freak out until we find out what this thing is.