Wayne Grace credited as playing...
Sheriff Hamilton
- [Sheriff Hamilton catches Mulder and Scully digging in his backyard]
- Sheriff Hamilton: May I ask what you're doing?
- Fox Mulder: We're exhuming... your potato.
- [Mulder falls on a bed of nails]
- Dana Scully: Mulder, are you okay?
- Fox Mulder: It's more comfortable than a futon.
- [the door opens, showing Sheriff Hamilton holding Dr. Blockhead by the hooks in his chest]
- Sheriff Hamilton: Hey! Look what I caught.
- [tugs on the line]
- Dr. Blockhead: Ouch!
- Hepcat Helm: Who are the rubes?
- Sheriff Hamilton: These are FBI agents Scully and Mulder. This is Hepcat Helm. He operates a carnival fun house.
- Hepcat Helm: Aww, man... How many times have I told you not to call it that! It's not some rinky-dink carny ride. People go through it, they don't have fun. They get the hell scared out of 'em! It's not a funhouse: it's a tabernacle of terror.
- Sheriff Hamilton: It's a fun house.