Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

There's No Disgrace Like Home

Lisa Simpson

Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
Lisa: Tough choice.
Bart: I'm picking respect.

Homer: We've got to do better as a family. So, tonight, we're not going to shovel food in our mouths while we stare at the TV. We're going to eat at the dining room table like a normal family.
Lisa: [they all sit down at the table] Happy Dad?
Homer: Yes.
Lisa: Good. Commence shoveling.
[they start eating like pigs]
Homer: No, we're going to say grace first.
Bart: OK. Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub.
[they all proceed to eat like pigs again]
Homer: No. Ignore the boy, Lord. Now can the chatter and bow your heads.
Homer: [he clears his throat to pray] Dear Lord, thank you for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean, our kids are uncontrollable hellions - pardon my French - but they act like savages. Did you see them at the picnic? Oh, of course you did. You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.

Homer: [Homer hands the cashier $250] Here it is, $250... I'm holding the money right here.
[Homer looks sad]
Lisa: If you wanna impress her, show her the big empty space where the TV used to be.
Homer: Lisa!

Lisa: [When the family learns of Homer's plan to send them to therapy] You're sending us to a doctor that advertises on pro wrestling?
Homer: Boxing Lisa, boxing... There's a world of difference.

Dr. Marvin Monroe: [Dr. Marvin Monroe comes out to greet the family] Hi, I'm Dr. Marvin Monroe... Perhaps you've heard of me on television.
Lisa: We would if we had one.

Lisa: [Homer announces that he has made an appointment with Dr. Marvin Monroe for the family] You're takeing us to a doctor that advertises on pro wrestling?
Homer: Boxing, Lisa, boxing... There's a world of difference.