Nick Sandow credited as playing...
Doug Kersten
- Doug Kersten: I don't know anything about a dead chick I sure don't know what the hell I'm doing here. Get my lawyer.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: You're gonna need him, pal. We've got a paint match on that wall, and you've got a $150,000 motive.
- Odafin Tutuola: That's pretty much a lock.
- Doug Kersten: Why don't you shove your lock up your ass?
- Odafin Tutuola: What'd you say to me?
- Donald Cragen: Fin, Elliot. My office.
- [in Cragen's office]
- Donald Cragen: This is Tom Cole. Secret Service. He's got some fascinating news.
- Agent Tom Cole: Riley's with us.
- Odafin Tutuola: An informant?
- Agent Tom Cole: Agent. Name's Doug Kersten. He's a long term undercover working up a case.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: What's the target?
- Agent Tom Cole: Underground gambling clubs and their links to organized crime, domestic and foreign.
- Odafin Tutuola: All the gin joints in the city and we had to walk into yours.
- Agent Tom Cole: Agent Kersten is not your killer. He'll brief you, but I've got to protect the integrity of our investigation.
- Donald Cragen: [to Fin and Stabler] Get him out of the cage without blowing his cover.
- Agent Tom Cole: [leaving the precinct with Kersten] You'll be lucky if my client doesn't press charges.
- Doug Kersten: My lawyer will be seeing the police commissioner tomorrow. Why don't you go solve a real crime instead of bothering an honest businessman?
- Det. Elliot Stabler: Take it easy there, tough guy.
- Doug Kersten: Don't even talk to me, ass wipe. You picked the wrong guy to mess with.
- Odafin Tutuola: Running a casino is illegal.
- Doug Kersten: Who's running a casino? I was entertaining friends.
- [Cole and Kersten walk into the elevator]
- Doug Kersten: Atrium, 56th and 5th. 9:00 a.m. tomorrow.