Phil Hartman credited as playing...
Heavenly Voice • Lionel Hutz • Barfly
- Lisa Simpson: Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster?
- Lionel Hutz: How does a nice little girl like you know a big word like that?
- [the lawyer asks Marge's opinion of Dr. Riviera's competence]
- Marge: I'm sorry, but my mother said, if you can't say anything nice about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all.
- Homer: [whispering] Will that hold up in court?
- Lionel Hutz: No, I've tried it.
- Heavenly Voice: Please hold on to the handrail. Do not spit over the side.
- [Bart does so; suddenly, the stairs retract and Bart falls back down]
- Heavenly Voice: We told you to hold on to the handrail. We asked you not to spit over the side.
- Lionel Hutz: [giving Bart his business card] Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.
- Homer: Ooh, classy!
- [Hutz leaves Bart's hospital room to chase after another patient]
- Lionel Hutz: Lionel Hutz, attorney at law! What's that, a broken neck? Great!
- Lionel Hutz: [Bart is rehearsing being in the courtroom at home with Lionel Hutz] Now, let's pretend you're on the witness stand. How are you, Bart?
- Bart Simpson: [honestly] Fine.
- Lionel Hutz: [unimpressed] Oh, fine, isn't that nice? Bart says he's fine. WRONG! YOU ARE IN CONSTANT PAIN!
- Bart Simpson: [sadly] I am constant pain!