Hank Azaria: House of Evil Owner • Man Disposing of Body • Doll Repairman • ...
Treehouse of Horror III
The Simpsons
Hank Azaria credited as playing...
House of Evil Owner • Man Disposing of Body • Doll Repairman • Sailor #1 • Carl • Tribal Leader • Pilot #2 • Wedding Usher • Spirit #2 • Zombie Groans • Zombie #1 • Zombie DJ #2 • Returning Zombie #2 • John Smith '1882'
- Shopkeeper: [Homer has agreed to purchase a Krusty doll for Bart's birthday] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
- Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
- Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
- Homer: That's good.
- Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
- Homer: That's bad.
- Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
- Homer: That's good!
- Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
- [Homer looks puzzled]
- Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
- Homer: Can I go now?
- Homer: Do you sell toys?
- Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread... we also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "frogurt"!
- Doll Repairman: [KrustyCo repairman checks the back of the Krusty doll] Yep. Here's your problem. Someone set this thing to evil.