Maggie Castle credited as playing...
- Abel: Let's begin. Todd Crenshaw, are you willing to renounce all loyalty to God and Jesus Christ?
- Todd: Yeah man!
- Abel: Do you swear allegiance to the prince of darkness?
- Todd: I do.
- Treena: It's 'I swear' Todd! Not I do!
- Seamus: You're not getting married.
- Treena: Jesus Christ!
- Abel: You know what, watch your mouth little missy!
- Treena: [screaming] I know! I know! Okay!
- Abel: [yelling back] I'll wash your mouth out with soap!
- [upon seeing Martin, the midget mall security guard]
- Treena: That's so cute!
- Martin: Something funny?
- Treena: [talking in a little kid's voice] Hi! Who are you supposed to be? You're like the little chief of police of Munchkin Land or something!
- Martin: [sarcastically] A 'Wizard of Oz' joke. That's very original. I never hear those.
- [sneaking behind Martin and picking him up]
- Treena: Gotcha! You want to take a little helicopter ride?
- Treena: I bet you feel like a real piece of shit right now.
- Royce: I don't know what you just said freaky girl, but I'm sure I don't like it!
