Jordan Prentice credited as playing...
- Martin: [talking on his cell phone] Anthony. Martin here. We got a code blue.
- Martin: Your story touches me in ways. But if I find out that you're lying, there will be repercussions.
- Royce: Cops?
- Martin: Not the cops, and their height requirements. I'll come after you myself. You'll wish I called the cops.
- Martin: In my head I'm 6'4, 190 pounds.
- Royce: So in your head you're tall and skinny?
- Martin: 190 pounds of muscle!
- [upon seeing Martin, the midget mall security guard]
- Treena: That's so cute!
- Martin: Something funny?
- Treena: [talking in a little kid's voice] Hi! Who are you supposed to be? You're like the little chief of police of Munchkin Land or something!
- Martin: [sarcastically] A 'Wizard of Oz' joke. That's very original. I never hear those.