Cole Sprouse credited as playing...
Cody Martin
- Cody Martin: Okay, you can't go wrong buying jewlery. When buying diamonds, follow the rules of the four "c's;" Cut, clarity, carat, and color.
- Zack Martin: Don't foget about the fifth "c." Crime. Which is the only way were going to get any of this.
- Zack Martin: You know, none of the salespeople are gonna take us seriously
- Cody Martin: Of course they will. We just have to act like we know what we're doing. Suave sophisticated. Ahh naked lady! Aaah more naked ladies! Aaaaah!
- Zack Martin: Umm, my brother's just practicing the heimlich maneuver. You can never be too safe!
- Snooty Woman: If I sell ya something cheap do you promise to leave and never come back?
- Zack Martin: How cheap?
- Snooty Woman: The cheapest thing we have is 100 dollars
- Zack Martin: Well, all I have is 12 bucks and a bus token. But I need the bus token to get home
- Snooty Woman: Tell you what. Keep your money and I'll just throw you out for free!
- Cody Martin: But we were just getting to know each other!