Brian Cox credited as playing...
Old Angus
- [first lines]
- Female Tourist: What is that?
- Male Tourist: It's a famous picture of the monster. But it's fake.
- Female Tourist: How do you know it's fake? It looks real.
- Old Angus: Oh, it's fake alright.
- Male Tourist: Of course it's fake. Everyone knows that.
- Old Angus: We'd know, son. There's more to that photo than meets the eye.
- Male Tourist: Oh ho, really.
- Old Angus: Well, if you'd like to know the real truth.
- Female Tourist: Yeah, I wanna know. Come on, it'll be fun.
- Old Angus: [starts telling the story]