Vicki Lewis credited as playing...
Beth
- Beth: Presenting "Dave the Insane Maniac," a play in one act, by Beth and Bill.
- [Bill walks in on his knees, holding a coffee mug]
- Beth: Hello, Dave.
- Bill: [High-pitched voice] Hello, employee. You look miserable and oppressed.
- Beth: I am. We can't take taxicabs home anymore.
- Bill: Excelent! That's good news to me. You see, I'm from Wis-cahn-sin, where taxicabs are feared and hunted for the delicious meat under their hoods.
- Beth: Comedy...
- Bill: Or tragedy?
- Beth, Bill: You be the judge.
- Matthew Brock: [after Bill scares him and he almost spills his coffee] Nice try, Bill, but you have to wake up pretty early in the morning to...
- Beth: Matthew, do you have the time?
- Matthew Brock: Yeah, it's...
- [Looks at his watch, accidentally spilling his coffee all over his shirt]
- Lisa Miller: Anyway, I think Dave looks cute in that suit.
- Beth: Oh yeah, almost just like a real grown-up.
- Lisa Miller: No, he really does. He looks like he just stepped out of a Norman Rockwell painting... First Day At Bible College.