Hank Azaria credited as playing...
'More tomato?' • Commercial Doctor • Phil • Chief Wiggum • Lou • Prison Guard • Wiseguy • Dad at Science Fair • Moe Szyslak
- Tour Guide: Now, this is the most important man on the tour. He's in charge of quality control.
- Phil: [removes a bottle from a conveyor belt if it contains an unsavoury object] Fine. Fine. Mouse. Fine. Mouse. Rat. Fine. Syringe. Fine. Nose. Fine.
- Barney Gumble: Lemme just say, you're doin' a great job, Phil!
- Phil: Hey, thanks a lot. That makes it all worthwhile.
- [distracted, he fails to notice bottles containing false teeth, a severed finger and a three-eyed fish, as well as a jar containing Adolf Hitler's severed head, pass by on the belt]
- Chief Wiggum: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.
- Marge: Oh my god. He's dead?
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, wait, I mean DWI. I always get those two mixed up.
- [a woman walks in]
- Woman: My name's Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband is DWI?
- Chief Wiggum: Uh... why don't you talk to that officer over there? I'm going out to lunch.
- Lionel Hutz: Don't worry, Homer. I have a foolproof strategy to get you out of here. Surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last. I tell you, the judge won't know what hit him.
- [a baton bats away his hand, causing him to yelp and reveal he's in the cell adjacent to Homer's]
- Prison Guard: Pipe down in there, Hutz!
- Chief Wiggum: [Homer and Barney are leaving the Duff brewery, and they pass a smiling tankard with Chief Wiggum inside] Alright, you guys... Look alive, there's a couple of stewed prunes coming your way.