Mike Farrell credited as playing...
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
- [listening in on Frank's conversation with his mom]
- Hawkeye: He's crying.
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: Catharsis.
- Hawkeye: Gesundheit.
- Col. Sherman T. Potter: Phone call couldn't have come at a better time, Radar.
- Hawkeye: Nice work, Radar.
- Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly: Thanks. I figured sometimes a guy's just gotta talk to his mom.
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: The convoy just took a direct hit.
- Margaret: [miffed] If you'll excuse me, I'll just go finish my letter.
- Hawkeye: You need any help holding up your pen?
- Frank Burns: We got her on that one, didn't we?
- [He, Hawkeye and B.J. laugh]
- Hawkeye: Uh-oh.
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: What is it?
- Hawkeye: He took his gun and his toothbrush.
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: Shooting his mouth off again.