Marg Helgenberger credited as playing...
CSI Catherine Willows
- Director: Excuse me, hi, can you identify yourself for the camera, please? Just look right in the lens.
- Gil Grissom: What is this?
- Director: It's a reality crime show. We're following you for this investigation. Sheriff promised full cooperation.
- Catherine Willows: We got that memo. They're "Hard Crime".
- Director: That's us; we put the folks who look in the microscopes under the microscopes.
- Catherine Willows: Right. You see, it's good P.R. for the department. Try not to bust their chops, okay?
- Director: You ever see the show? It's got a lot of forensics.
- Gil Grissom: There's too many forensics shows on TV.
- Hard Crime Cameraman: All you have is a guy's face. How will you figure out who he is?
- Catherine Willows: Good question.
- Catherine Willows: Timecode is 06.36 but the alarm rang out at 06.58. That's 22 minutes later.
- Archie Johnson: What kind of fireman comes before the fire?
- C.S.I. Night Shift Supervisor Dr. Gil Grissom: Someone who knows it's coming.
- Hard Crime Cameraman: Mr. Grissom we made a mistake. Can you say it one more time for the camera?
- [Gil Grissom stares at him]