Doris Roberts credited as playing...
Marie Barone
- Marie Barone: Oh, really, Frank? Well, here's what's not funny: THIS MARRIAGE!
- Debra Barone: Marie, I...
- Frank Barone: [interrupts Debra] Let her go.
- Marie Barone: This is so typical of you and your *so-called* sense of humor. You have NO respect for me whatsoever, and you never have! Well, I promise you something, Frank. You will NOT be looking back on this little stunt as funny. I hope you're happy with yourself. You have RUINED EASTER!
- [grabs canister out of Frank's hands and storms off into the kitchen]
- Debra Barone: Frank, I don't know what to say. Why did you do that?
- Frank Barone: I don't know, I didn't want that to happen to you. You're like my daughter.
- Debra Barone: Oh,
- [smiling]
- Debra Barone: thank you.
- Frank Barone: And she was gonna yell at me like that later anyway. I ate the back side of that ham.
- Marie Barone: [in the kitchen, noticing what's left of the ham] FRANK!
- Marie Barone: My canister! Where'd you get that?
- Frank Barone: I was... uh... was hiding it for you! Thought it would be funny.
- Marie Barone: You what?
- Frank Barone: Yeah, I was using it to store my nuts and bolts in. Then when I heard you bragging about it, I, uh, hid it in the attic. Pretty funny, huh?
- Marie Barone: Frank, I love that canister! I've been running around, tearing my hair out, like a crazy woman looking for that!
- Frank Barone: All *funny*.