Jerry Stiller credited as playing...
Arthur Spooner
- Arthur Spooner: I was a terrible father!
- Holly Shumpert: Oh, Arthur!
- Arthur Spooner: No, I was too busy chasing the almighty dollar.
- Holly Shumpert: That's better than my dad, who was busy chasing the almighty tube of glue...
- Holly Shumpert: OK, Arthur, I really have to get going...
- Arthur Spooner: But I haven't finished.
- Holly Shumpert: You've been talking for an hour, and I think I understand pretty well that lard is the poor man's butter.