Phil LaMarr credited as playing...
Hermes Conrad • Worm Guard
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: If we can stimulate that nerve, the bowel will convulse, expelling the entire worm society.
- Hermes Conrad: But what about the worms in the other parts of his body?
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Listen, this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.
- Hermes Conrad: We gotta get someplace where he can't put his finger.
- Bender: It's hopeless! Abandon ship!
- Amy Wong: Look! They're jazzercising Fry's muscles.
- Hermes Conrad: He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules combined.
- Dr. Zoidberg: Gumbercules? I love that guy!
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: If we don't get rid of the worms now, they'll burrow so deep in the bowel that not even Hermes' famous jerk prunes couldn't dislodge them.
- Hermes Conrad: I call it Caribbean drain-o.