Harry Shearer credited as playing...
Lenny • Principal Skinner • Reverend Lovejoy • Dr. Hibbert
- Principal Skinner: [managing to knock Paul Bunyan out] Good Lord! Brought down by one beer?
- Moe Szyslak: [holding an oversized tranquilizer pill] And a couple of these babies. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the barn dance.
- Frink: Hey, that meteor's headed straight for us with the fire and the impact and the 100% chance of pain! Pain in the glayvin!
- Reverend Lovejoy: God has sent this fiery kill rock to show us his love.
- Mayor Quimby: [clamoring from the townsfolk] There's only one man who can save us.
- Paul Bunyan: [transition to his house] Oh, I get it. When I'm crushing and killing you, you don't like me. But when I can save your life, suddenly I'm Mr. Popular.
- Lenny: Yeah. That's pretty much it.
- Paul Bunyan: Whoo-hoo! I'm Mr. Popular!
- [giggling, he dances a jig]
- Hobo: [narrating his Connie Appleseed story] With the buffalo gone, the starving settlers were driven to cannibalism.
- Chief Wiggum: [drawing wishbones] You're the fattest, Bufflekill. Okay, everybody, dig in!
- [Homer shrieks as they all advance on him]
- Connie Appleseed: Stop! I've got apples! Delicious, nutritious apples. And there's enough for everyone.
- Additional Voices: [Sideshow Mel, taking a bite] Sweet!
- [taking another bite]
- Additional Voices: It's like a hootenanny in my mouth!
- Principal Skinner: We're saved!
- Ned Flanders: It's a miracle!
- Carl: Hurray for Connie Bufflekill!
- Moe Szyslak: [sticking his head out from under Homer's coat] What? So now we're not eating Homer?