David Boreanaz: Seeley Booth

Two Bodies in the Lab

Seeley Booth

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Did they gather all the evidence from the explosion?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You sure?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes. Booth, I was there. They were very thorough, and I was very annoying.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Someone in the lab works for the mob. I can see it. There's not much difference between a corrupt corporate government and organized crime.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You're right.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Excuse me?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: The only way that this could unfold...
[starts to get up and tears some of his bandages]
Special Agent Seeley Booth: ...is if someone on the inside was orchestrating things.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: People never tell me I'm right. They only say I'm crazy. Love you, man.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Sorry, Booth. It should be me lying in that bed.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm fine. You know, I... I don't even know if... if I have to stay here, you know?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You got blown up.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I've been worse.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You have burns, lacerations, two broken ribs, greenstick fracture of the clavicle...
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Okay, I got blown up.
[pathetically]
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Can you hand me one of the puddings?

[Booth is crammed in the passenger seat of Hodgins' Mini Cooper]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Maybe that nurse was right to be pissed that you were leaving. You don't seem good, Booth.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know, if we weren't in a toy car...

David Simmons: Okay. I'm sorry. Did I miss something? 'Cause I don't want to get in the way, or between...
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What? Uh, no.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: God.
David Simmons: Well, then, maybe we could reschedule dinner?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Sure.
David Simmons: Great.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know, I think someone needs this room. Let's go.
[Booth shoves David from the room and places himself between David and Brennan]
David Simmons: Uh, yeah. Sure. Well, I'll email you. Stay safe.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: She will stay safe.
[David leaves and Booth puts himself in the doorway of the room. Bones is leaning around him, trying to watch David as he leaves]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: He's nice. Don't you think?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah, he's nice... as a suspect!
[notices Bones staring after David]
Special Agent Seeley Booth: What?
[waves his hand in front of her face]
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hello?
[he moves in the door frame to block her view]

Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know, whatever happened to seeing someone across a crowded room? Eyes meeting, that old black magic gets under your spell...
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: There's no such thing as magic.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh, there's magic.
[Seductively spoken as he looks deeply into her eyes]

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: My reservation just got pushed back, so I have a few extra minutes.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh, a few extra minutes. Great.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Nothing.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You disapprove?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I said great.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: With attitude!
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Don't go overboard with the psychology. It's not your thing.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Look, I'm an adult, Booth. I see men. I go out with them. On occasion, I sleep with them.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hey, you know what? That's cool. But you don't even know who this guy is that you're meeting.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I have trekked through Tibet avoiding the Chinese army. I think I can handle meeting someone for dinner!
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Fine. You know what? You have fun with Dick431 or whatever his handle is.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yeah. I will.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Good.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Thanks.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Fine!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: good.