Bill Cosby credited as playing...
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable
- Vanessa Huxtable: I was just hurrying her along.
- Cliff: That's fine, she's only five years old right now but she IS going to grow up and she may get into body building. And then track you down and say 'remember all the times you pushed me around?' and clean your clock.
- Cliff: [looks at something Vanessa's cooking] Smells good, looks almost done, what is it?
- Vanessa Huxtable: Coffee.
- Vanessa Huxtable: How come Mom took Teddy to see Deathtrap 2000 and not me?
- Cliff: Because you can't handle scary things. Everybody knows it, I know it, you know it. When you were little I read you Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and can't find them, you cried for a week!
- Cliff: [to Vanessa] Do you have a night job that I don't know about, or are you a truck driver? What're you doing with coffee?