Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- [a group of new agents have been assigned to observe an autopsy]
- Officer Ziva David: We had this same test at Mossad. If you fail, they terminate you.
- Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: How do you fail an autopsy?
- [one of the junior agents vomits]
- Officer Ziva David: By doing that. What happens if you fail here?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [entering] Well, it depends, Officer David. Some of them go on to become our director.
- Special Agent Ziva David: [as they're about to search for a suspect] Gibbs, I d be better suited if I actually went
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: We're taking him alive! Let's roll!
- [Gibbs, DiNozzo and McGee leave]
- Park Ranger Bobby Hendricks: I hate it when men try to protect you because you're female.
- Special Agent Ziva David: Oh, he's not trying to protect *me*. He's afraid I'll kill Rowan before he tells us where the girl is.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs hands McGee a digital camera] Here, McGee, take the, uh, film... dooey-whacker out of there and put it up there on the plasma.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well Boss, actually this is a digital camera. They use a memory card now...
- [off Gibbs's look]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I'll put in the dooey-whacker.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Gonna have to postpone the class, Doctor. We've got a body in Shenandoah National Park.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Well, perhaps you'd care to share the specifics with the class. The three leading causes of death in our national parks are: heart attacks, hiking accidents, and prolonged exposure to the elements.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Not this time. A sailor was eaten... by a bear.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: The American black bear has a narrow muzzle and a large hinged jaw with enormous crushing power. Six hundred pounds per square inch. No animal of equal size is nearly as strong.
- [addressing the body in Autopsy]
- Dr. Donald Mallard: You never discovered any of that, did you?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: How do you know that?
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Well, when Mister Palmer sponged him down, we didn't find any evidence of slashing or wounds on his hand and forearm.