Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- Special Agent Ziva David: I don't want him to think I'm sleazy.
- Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: The term is 'easy'.
- Special Agent Ziva David: What's the difference?
- Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: Mostly the make-up.
- [a group of new agents have been assigned to observe an autopsy]
- Officer Ziva David: We had this same test at Mossad. If you fail, they terminate you.
- Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: How do you fail an autopsy?
- [one of the junior agents vomits]
- Officer Ziva David: By doing that. What happens if you fail here?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [entering] Well, it depends, Officer David. Some of them go on to become our director.
- Special Agent Ziva David: Great! He'll be like a pin in a haystack!
- Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: "Needle in a haystack."
- Special Agent Ziva David: Well, aren't pins just as hard to find?
- Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: No.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: No.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [amazed, after Gibbs stopped Landis from running away by shooting him in the butt with a rifle] Boss didn't...
- Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: [also amazed] Nah. He wouldn't do a thing like that...
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: According to Petty Officer Riley's C.O., he's been on leave for the last six days.
- Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: Nice vacation. A little camping, knife to the heart, a little trip inside a bear's digestive tract.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Yeah, I'd fire my travel agent.
- Special Agent Ziva David: The night Riley was murdered, Edom was at his daughter's dance recital in Manassas Virginia. Multiple witnesses.
- Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: Unbelievable.
- Special Agent Ziva David: I agree. I thought for sure this was our man.
- Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: No, I mean this guy actually reproduced?