Blood Ranch

It takes a while to get going, but once you get to the Blood Ranch it's sort of a homage to Texas Chainsaw Massacre with more than a little touch of Bloodsucking Freaks thrown in for good measure. Sure it's degenerate, but at least creatively so, a non stop parade of demented and oddly funny torture scenes that at the very least boast some imagination--no sense ultimately but it all has a loopy nutty quality. Blood Ranch seems like it will never end, which is a good and bad thing, it's pretty high-powered oddness. Vernon Wells has only one scene, but it's a long good scene and actually from that moment on the rest of the movie works.

The ending leaves a bunch of things hanging that don't have to be left that way and as I said the start is pretty slow going--though there is a decent car chase and some nice cold desert photography/videography.

Much more original in total than the dull ultimately useless The Hills Have Eyes remake.

I have several daughters that are in high school now (a Senior and two Sophmores, twins).

They had a PJ Party and approximately, about a dozen girlfriends came for the weekend, so as to celebrate my daughters birthdays, just prior to school beginning. A pseudo "Last Hurrah," prior to the grind. They came home with 6 horror films from Blockbuster and began watching them. Well, on Saturday morning as I was cleaning house, I hear this familiar tone of voice and laughter coming from the stereo speakers.

As I entered the den, I looked at the screen and immediately began laughing hysterically. My eldest paused the movie and questioned my surprise outburst. I responded, that's Jimmy Fitzpatrick, one of my college boyfriends, when I attended Illinois State in the 70's.

It wasn't a great movie, but it was fun to watch Jimmy play such a crazy character. Congratulations Jimmy, you have a dozen new-young fans...and one older one obviously. Jimmy was a very nice boy back then, and a very passionate kisser.

There were so many silly weirdos in this movie, it had to set out to be a humorous time on the set. I cannot imagine the director planning on making this a truly horrifying experience. At one point i found the characters so entirely bizarre that I was almost heaving with laughter. I've seen dozens and dozens of horror flicks, because i myself am an aspiring horror film maker. And i found this one to be simplistic, but good. The story was obviously drawn upon from other horror hits, but nevertheless, i found the flick entertaining. you need to have the peaks and valleys of scare and fun. I believe the most enjoyable chap to appreciate was the primary sicko spider. he had an eloquent southern drawl that gave me shivers from me head to me panties. here-here.

I attend University in Windsor. One of our many fun activities we participate together in on our floor, in the females dorms, is to watch horror flicks together in our jammies.

There is about 35 to 40 of us that attend each movie night and this one was extra special. We had a dress-up night for the flick, so everyone wore sexy nighties and jams. Yet, what was the most fun thing we did to the ladies was, a friend of mine watched the flick prior to the show, then dressed up like the man with gray hair and red leopard print jams, and jumped out yelling and screaming with an aluminum machete'. The looks on the ladies faces were incredibly priceless. They were yelling and screaming as though they were six years old. Sincere thanks to the writer, director and actors. We thoroughly enjoyed this crazy flick.

I have to rate this horror movie a big fat 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like we were roaming around Hollywood video and couldn't agree on watching anything. Then my sister says lets get something freaky- scary, and I said okay, but it has to be REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY scary!!!!!!! And you cant tell mom and dad, who was on a date. Like, all we could tell was that this big guy on the cover was really mean and evil looking right. So we get home get into our jams, and micro some pcorn. We stick the DVD in the player and from the get go were seeing places we used to go camping with my mom and dad and brother, (before he went off to Iraq to get rid of terrorists), and were seeing the high dessert where we used go horseback riding. It's a beautiful place even though they made it look so scary and alone. so we watched it and we loved it. a couple of the boys were cute. 10, 10, 10, 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!