Joel Hodgson credited as playing...
Joel Robinson
- [first lines]
- Joel Robinson: Hi, welcome to the Satellite of Love. And on today's show we're going to show you how to keep those holiday goiters to a minimum. The secret: ordinary table salt.
- Crow T. Robot: He's got a tree. He's got a tree. This isn't the Godzilla we know.
- Joel: Hertz, don't it?
- Tom Servo: A tree? That's not like you. Why, Godzilla? Why?
- Joel Robinson: [For Goro, after the kid tells him he just found some mysterious powder] Uh that's mine kid, just leave it alone
- [starts making sniffing noises]
- [the final battle between Godzilla and Jet Jaguar vs. Megalon and Gigan is about to take place; the riffers treat it like a tag team wrestling match]
- Tom Servo: So what will Godzilla bring to this fight?
- Joel Robinson: He'll bring the legend that is Godzilla!
- Crow T. Robot: Yep, he's the policeman: I don't always agree with his methods, but I respect him.
- Joel Robinson: [as the final battle between Godzilla and Megalon rages on] This is what it all boils down to, a little game of life that we call "character".
- Crow T. Robot: Yeah, even if Godzilla doesn't win this fight, he's still aces in my book!