Frank Conniff: Frank
The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Frank Conniff credited as playing...
Frank
- TV's Frank: Well, you know, recently I've become a vegetarian, and it's worked out great! Really. You know, the other day, my colon looked up at me and said, "Frank, thank you." I said "No. Thank YOU." But now, what am I going to do with all the meat I have stored in freezers? I figured, "Hey, why not bring the meat back to life?
- Dr. Forrester: That's right. That's why we've invented the meat re-animator. Hook it up, Frank.
- TV's Frank: Clear.
- [they shock a chicken that gets up and starts wobbling around]
- Dr. Forrester: It's alive! Alive! My corn-fed Minnesota chicken is alive!
- TV's Frank: You know, I thought this would a good idea, but this is one weird mamajama.