When It Isn't Like It Should Be

[Brooke and Lucas are standing outside Rachel's cabin]

Brooke Davis: Oh, okay, what do you wanna show me? It's freezing out here!

[Lucas is pulling Haley's wedding ring out from his pocket]

Lucas Scott: This...

Brooke Davis: Are you proposing to me? Lucas, this is really Naley...

Lucas Scott: No, no, no, no... This is Haley's ring. Nathan stole it. I'm just holding on to it until he proposes to her again tomorrow.

Brooke Davis: Like a re-proposal? She's already had one.

Lucas Scott: Well, Nathan wants to have this big, fancy wedding.

Brooke Davis: Awww... That is SO romantic!

Haley James: [imitates Brooke] Awww...

[Haley comes out to Lucas and Brooke]

Haley James: ...What is so romantic? Oh, is that my ring?

Lucas Scott: Yeah... I... found it. Surprise.

Haley James: Oh my God! Thank you! Where did you find this?

Lucas Scott: Uh... It was on the... thing... next to the other... thing.

Haley James: I've been looking for this everywhere! Thank you so much! You're not gonna tell Nathan, are you?

Lucas Scott: Nope. I wouldn't do that.

Haley James: Thank you! You're the best!

[Haley kisses him on the cheek and walks happily away. Lucas smiles, resigned]

Lucas Scott: Now I'm pretty much dead...

Brooke Davis: Yeah...

Lucas Scott: Yeah...

Brooke Davis: Yeah.