Michael J. Nelson credited as playing...
Mike Nelson
- Mike Nelson: [after seeing Jim Backus' embarrassing acting] You know, now I appreciate the quiet dignity of Pat Buttram's performance.
- Mike Nelson: [What appears to be an entire town is passing the Satellite of Love through space] It's Aaron Spelling's house!
- Tom Servo: Ssh! Don't spook it; it might charge!
- [a 1970's Cadillac station wagon chases a young boy unsuccessfully]
- Mike Nelson: You know, if they turned off the air conditioner, that Caddy could catch him.