Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot • Dr. Clayton Forrester
The Day the Earth Froze
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Trace Beaulieu credited as playing...
Crow T. Robot • Dr. Clayton Forrester
- Crow T. Robot: Now make way for the Ku Klux Clowns! Whoo!
- Tom Servo: Yes, children of all ages are confronted by forces they can't BEGIN to understand!
- Crow T. Robot: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
- Joel Robinson: Okay guys, you're too dark. Would you lighten up?
- Crow T. Robot: [as Two clowns are slapping each other] Bing Crosby's relationship with his son Gary is reenacted!
- Tom Servo: Ha ha! Let the nightmare begin! Hoo hoo!
- Dr. Forrester: Push the button, Frank.
- TV's Frank: No. I want my money back.
- Dr. Forrester: Forceps, Frank. Pain.
- TV's Frank: I don't care. I want my money.
- Dr. Forrester: Electro shock, Frank.
- TV's Frank: NO.
- Dr. Forrester: Push the button.
- TV's Frank: NO.
- Dr. Forrester: THE BOX, FRANK.
- TV's Frank: I'll push the button...
- Tom Servo: [Two clowns swing around a pole crotch to crotch.] Huh? Oh, no, No, no - they're doing it clown-style! No!
- [One clown spanks, sweeps and smacks the other's behind with a hand broom.]
- Crow T. Robot: And Madonna thinks she's innovative!
- Joel Robinson: Oh, please tell me this isn't happening... Oh no...
- [They continue to complain and mumble "no" repeatedly as one clown hits the other's behind with their shoe and then with a mallet.]
- Tom Servo: Oh! No, no, no... .
- Crow T. Robot: More, more, I'm a bad clown! Ha ha ha!
- Tom Servo: Yes, children's windows of perception are opened for a second, only to take in the horror that is the circus.