Joel Hodgson credited as playing...
Joel Robinson
- Crow T. Robot: Now make way for the Ku Klux Clowns! Whoo!
- Tom Servo: Yes, children of all ages are confronted by forces they can't BEGIN to understand!
- Crow T. Robot: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
- Joel Robinson: Okay guys, you're too dark. Would you lighten up?
- [the American International Pictures logo appears]
- Joel Robinson: Wait, how can something be American *and* International?
- Tom Servo: Well, let's watch and find out.
- Magic Voice: Ladies and gentlemen, presenting in her one woman show: Gypsy!
- Joel Robinson: Here we go.
- Gypsy: [singing] There's a big frontier out there called life. I ain't nobody's daughter ,I ain't nobody's wife, I'm gonna stake my very own claim of land, And you're gonna wanna know who I am. I'm Gypsy! Gypsy Rose Me! Gypsy Rose Not You Not You Or You Gypsy Rose... . Meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- [Joel, Crow and Tom applaud]
- Gypsy: Thank you! Oh, thank you very much.
- Joel Robinson: You know Gypsy, I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your one-woman show earlier, You know, it was so confessional there were times I actually felt kinda uncomfortable.
- Gypsy: Oh great, You know, if you hadn't, I would've thought I failed. Well, I gotta go rinse some things.
- Tom Servo: [Two clowns swing around a pole crotch to crotch.] Huh? Oh, no, No, no - they're doing it clown-style! No!
- [One clown spanks, sweeps and smacks the other's behind with a hand broom.]
- Crow T. Robot: And Madonna thinks she's innovative!
- Joel Robinson: Oh, please tell me this isn't happening... Oh no...
- [They continue to complain and mumble "no" repeatedly as one clown hits the other's behind with their shoe and then with a mallet.]
- Tom Servo: Oh! No, no, no... .
- Crow T. Robot: More, more, I'm a bad clown! Ha ha ha!
- Tom Servo: Yes, children's windows of perception are opened for a second, only to take in the horror that is the circus.