Bruno Campos credited as playing...
Prince Naveen
- Prince Naveen: Excuse me, but your accent, it is funny.
- Ray: I'm a Cajun, bro. Born and bred in the bayou! Y'all not from 'round here, are ya?
- Prince Naveen: Actually, we are from a place far, far away from this world.
- Ray: Go to bed! Y'all from Shreveport?
- Tiana: [She and Naveen are floating above trees by balloons] Voodoo? You mean to tell me all this happened because you were messing with the Shadow Man?
- Prince Naveen: He was very charismatic!
- Tiana: [groans] It serves me right for wishing on stars. The ONLY way to get what you want in this world is through hard work.
- Prince Naveen: Hard work? Why... why would a princess need to work hard?
- Tiana: Huh? Oh, I'm not a princess. I'm a waitress.
- Prince Naveen: A waitress? Well no wonder the kiss did not work! You lied to me!
- Tiana: I - I never said I was a princess.
- Prince Naveen: You never said you were a w- a waitress! You were wearing a crown!
- Tiana: It was a costume party, you spoiled little rich boy!
- Prince Naveen: Oh, oh yes, oh ye-? Well, the egg is on your face, alright, because I do not have any riches!
- Tiana: [shocked] What?
- Prince Naveen: I am completely broke! Hahaha!
- [branches begin popping the balloons]
- Prince Naveen: Uh-oh...
- Charlotte: Goodness gracious! This is so much to absorb. Let me see if I got this right. If I kiss you before midnight, you and Tiana will turn human again, and then we gonna get ourselves married and live happily ever after! The end!
- Prince Naveen: Yeah, more or less. But remember, you must give Tiana all the money she requires for her restaurant. Because Tiana...
- [glances at Evangeline, the star]
- Prince Naveen: She is my Evangeline.
- Charlotte: Anything you want, sugar.
- [applies lipstick]
- Charlotte: Pucker up, buttercup!
- Tiana: [Naveen half-heartedly puckers his lips] Wait!
- Prince Naveen: Tiana?
- Charlotte: Tiana?
- Tiana: Don't do this.
- Prince Naveen: I have to do this and we are running out of time!
- Tiana: I won't let you!
- Prince Naveen: It's the only way to get you your dream!
- Tiana: My dream? My dream wouldn't be complete... without you in it.
- [shrugs with a smile]
- Tiana: I love you, Naveen.
- Prince Naveen: Warts and all?
- Tiana: Warts and all.
- Charlotte: [sniffs] All my life, I read about true love and fairytales, and... Tia, you found it! I'll kiss him! For you, honey! No marriage required.
- [is about to kiss Naveen when the clock strikes midnight]
- Charlotte: Oh my word! M-maybe that ol' clock's a little fast!
- [kisses Naveen]
- Charlotte: Oh!
- [kisses him a few more times in panic and Naveen shrugs]
- Charlotte: Oh, I'm so sorry!
- [spoiler]
- [after Tiana and Naveen get married, they unexpectedly become human again]
- Mama Odie: Like I told y'all, kissing a princess breaks the spell.
- Prince Naveen: Once you became my wife, that made you...
- Tiana: ...a princess. You just kissed yourself a princess.
- Prince Naveen: And... I'm about to do it again.
- [They kiss]
- Ray: [singing Ma Belle Evangeline] Je t'adore.
- Prince Naveen: [to Tiana] I adore you.
- Ray: Je t'aime.
- Prince Naveen: I love you...
- [Tiana gives him a weird look]
- Prince Naveen: Just translating!
- Louis: Louis would give anything to play jazz with the big boys.
- Prince Naveen: So why don't you?
- Louis: Oh, I tried once.
- [Flashback: Louis climbs onto a river boat and starts playing along with a band; he is screamed and shot at as he jumps back out]
- Louis: It didn't end well.
- Prince Naveen: You know, waitress, I finally figured out what is wrong with you.
- Tiana: Have you, now?
- Prince Naveen: You do not know how to have FUN. There. Somebody had to say it.
- Tiana: Thank you, 'cause I figured out what your problem is too.
- Prince Naveen: I am... too wonderful?
- [the branch Tiana was holding smacks him backwards]
- Tiana: No, you're a no-count, philandering, lazy bump on a log.
- Prince Naveen: Ahaha...
- [fakes a cough]
- Prince Naveen: KILLJOY.
- Tiana: What'd you say?
- Prince Naveen: Ah, nothing.
- [fakes another cough]
- Prince Naveen: STICK IN THE MUD.
- Tiana: Listen here, mister. This stick in the mud has had to work two jobs her whole life while you've been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chambermaids around your - your ivory tower!
- Prince Naveen: [glances away] Actually, it's polished marble.
- Tiana: Where are you taking me?
- Prince Naveen: Oh, I just... wanted to show you a little something to celebrate our last night together as frogs.
- [tugs her up and she sees his set-up of a table and wine bottle]
- Tiana: Oh... All my years. No one's ever done anything like this for me.
- [glances at Naveen and sees he is wearing a butterfly as a bowtie]
- Prince Naveen: Oh, heh, i - it is too much, isn't it? Um...
- [clears throat]
- Prince Naveen: Thank you, Bow.
- Bow: I thought it was a nice touch.
- [flies away]
- Prince Naveen: Pretend you did not see that.
- [leads Tiana to the table]
- Prince Naveen: Please, please sit down.
- [sets a platter in front of her]
- Tiana: What's this?
- Prince Naveen: [lifts the lid and shows food] Ta-da!
- Tiana: You minced!
- Prince Naveen: I did!
- [Tiana giggles]
- Prince Naveen: You have had quite an influence on me. Which is amazing because I have dated thousands of women and -
- [cuts himself off in panic]
- Prince Naveen: No, like two, three... just other women! A-and anyway, you could not be more different! You know, you are - you are practically, heh, one of the guys!
- [Tiana looks shocked]
- Prince Naveen: No, no, no! You are not a guy! Let me begin again! Uh...
- [leans on the table and he slips to the floor, the food spilling on him]
- Prince Naveen: Ha... I am not myself tonight. Tiana!
- [stands up]
- Prince Naveen: Sorry, that was loud.
- [Tiana laughs]
- Prince Naveen: This is a disaster.
- Tiana: [laughs] No, it's cute.
- [Naveen chuckles]
- Tiana: You said you were fabulously wealthy!
- Prince Naveen: No, no, no my parents are fabulously wealthy! But they cut me off for being a...
- [notices a leech is attached to his arm]
- Prince Naveen: LEECH! LEECH!
- Tiana: [tugs off the leech] You're broke, and you had the gall to call me a liar?
- [tosses the leech behind them and a large fish leaps out of the water to eat it and they freak and run]
- Prince Naveen: It was not a lie! I fully inte...
- [glances up to see a large bird about to eat them]
- Prince Naveen: AAAH! I fully intend to be rich again! Once I marry Miss Charlotte La Bouff if she will have me!
- Tiana: You a prince?
- Prince Naveen: Obviously!
- Tiana: She'll have you!
- Dr. Facilier: [appearing to read Prince Naveen's palm] Were I a betting man - and I'm not, I stay away from games of chance - I'd wager I'm in the company of visiting royalty.
- Prince Naveen: [amazed] Lawrence, Lawrence! This remarkable gentleman has just read my palm!
- Lawrence: [noticing the morning newspaper, which had a cover story about Naveen's visit, sticking out of Dr. Facilier's pocket] Or this morning's newspaper.
- Tiana: [freaking out] Stella just talked to me. A dog just spoke to me!
- Prince Naveen: You know, if you are going to let every little thing bother you, it is going to be a very long night!
- Prince Naveen: Lawrence! Glad to see you're finally getting into the music. Do you get my joke? Because your head is, it's in the tuba.
- Prince Naveen: [Tiana had just turned into a frog] Easy, Princess! Princess! Do not panic!
- Tiana: [covering herself and panicking] Augh! What did you do to me? I - I'm green and I'm - and I'm slimy!
- Prince Naveen: No, that is not slime!
- [he takes her hand and rubs a finger over her arm]
- Tiana: What?
- Prince Naveen: [grinning] You are secreting mucus.
- [Tiana twitches and tackles him]
- Dr. Facilier: [to Naveen, singing] Now you, young man, are from across the sea / come from two lines of royalty. I'm royal myself, on my mother's side... Your spirits are high, but your funds are low... / You need to marry a pretty honey whose daddy got some dough!... Mum and Dad cut you off, huh, pretty boy?
- Prince Naveen: Sad, but true!
- Dr. Facilier: Now you gotta get hitched. But hitching ties ya down. You just wanna be free, hop from place to place! But freedom takes GREEN...
- [turns the cards into dollars]
- Dr. Facilier: It's the green, it's the green, it's the green that you need / and in your future it's the green I see!
- Prince Naveen: [talking about her comment to the frog-hunters] 'And we talk, too!' I like that! You are secretly funny.
- Tiana: Not a stick in the mud?
- Prince Naveen: W-well I was...
- Tiana: Say it.
- Prince Naveen: Co...
- Tiana: Say it.
- Prince Naveen: All right... You're not exactly...
- Tiana: I can't hear you, I'm sorry. What?
- Prince Naveen: ...a complete stick DEEP in the mud.
- [Tiana giggles]
- Tiana: Once you two are married, you are gonna keep your promise and get me my restaurant, right?
- Prince Naveen: Whoa, oh, not so fast. I made that promise to a beautiful princess, not some cranky wai - why are those logs moving?
- Tiana: [Notices the alligators approaching] Those aren't logs!
- Lawrence: Sire! I've been looking for you everywhere!
- Prince Naveen: What a coincidence, Lawrence. I've been *avoiding* you everywhere!
- Prince Naveen: [practicing a marriage proposal with Evangeline] I'm not sure I want to be a prince anymore, cause then we would have to go our separate ways. I don't want that, I want to stay close to you, no matter what. Because... I love you.
- [Ray sees, misunderstands and goes berserk on Naveen]
- Tiana: [while standing on the balcony, she sees a wishing star; sighs] I can't believe that I'm doing this.
- [looks up]
- Tiana: lease... Please... Please.
- [looks down and sees a frog sitting on the balcony]
- Tiana: Oh, very funny. So, what now? I reckon you want a kiss?
- Prince Naveen: Kissing would be nice, yes?
- [Tiana screams and backs into Charlotte's room]
- Prince Naveen: 'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
- [sees Tiana about to launch stuffed animals at him]
- Prince Naveen: Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
- [Tiana starts throwing the stuffed animals at him]
- Prince Naveen: You know, you have a very strong arm, Princess. Wait, please! Put the monkey down.
- Tiana: [throws a stuffed monkey at him and lifts up a book] Stay back, or I'll... I'll...
- Prince Naveen: Please, please.
- [hops ontop of a table]
- Prince Naveen: , allow me to introduce myself: I am Prince Naveen
- [Tiana squashes him]
- Prince Naveen: ... of Maldonia.
- Tiana: A prince? But I didn't wish for any... Hold on, if you're the prince, then WHO was that waltzing with Lotte on the dance floor?
- Prince Naveen: The only thing I know, is that one minute I am a prince, charming and handsome, cutting-a-rug, and the next thing I know
- [trips over his feet]
- Prince Naveen: ... I am tripping over these.
- [points to his feet and Tiana lifts the book again]
- Prince Naveen: Wait, wait.
- [catches sight of the book's title]
- Prince Naveen: Wait a moment, I know this story! The Froggie Printo!
- Tiana: [hands the book to Naveen] The Frog Prince?
- Prince Naveen: Yes, my mother had the servants read this to me every night.
- [begins to flip back and forth between the last two pages of the book]
- Prince Naveen: Yes, yes, this is exactly the answer! You must kiss me!
- Tiana: Excuse me?
- Prince Naveen: You will enjoy it, I guarantee. All women enjoy the kiss of Prince Naveen. Come, we pucker.
- [his throat bulges out and then returns to normal]
- Prince Naveen: That's new.
- Tiana: Look, I'm sorry. I'd really like to help you, but I DO NOT kiss frogs.
- Prince Naveen: But on the balcony, you ask me.
- Tiana: I didn't expect you to answer!
- Prince Naveen: Oh, but you must kiss me. Look, besides being unbelievably handsome, I come from a fabulously wealthy family. Surely, I can offer you some reward or a wish that I could grant, perhaps?
- Tiana: [reluctantly] Just one kiss?
- Prince Naveen: Just one. Unless you beg for more.
- [licks lips; they lean in to kiss, but Tiana flips at the last second, Naveen sighs]
- Tiana: All right, all right. Get it together, Tiana.
- [she turns around quickly and kisses Naveen, who lets out a disappointed sigh, upon realizing that he is still a frog, then looks down and gasps in horror and epeaks Maldonian]
- Tiana: [gazes up at the table] Well, you don't look any different. But how did you get way up there? And how did I get way down here, in all this...
- [gazes up at the table]
- Tiana: Well, you don't look any different. But how did you get way up there? And how did I get way down here, in all this...
- [sees her hands are webbed. She looks in the mirror, sees she is a frog, and screams]