Anika Noni Rose credited as playing...
Tiana
- Tiana: [She and Naveen are floating above trees by balloons] Voodoo? You mean to tell me all this happened because you were messing with the Shadow Man?
- Prince Naveen: He was very charismatic!
- Tiana: [groans] It serves me right for wishing on stars. The ONLY way to get what you want in this world is through hard work.
- Prince Naveen: Hard work? Why... why would a princess need to work hard?
- Tiana: Huh? Oh, I'm not a princess. I'm a waitress.
- Prince Naveen: A waitress? Well no wonder the kiss did not work! You lied to me!
- Tiana: I - I never said I was a princess.
- Prince Naveen: You never said you were a w- a waitress! You were wearing a crown!
- Tiana: It was a costume party, you spoiled little rich boy!
- Prince Naveen: Oh, oh yes, oh ye-? Well, the egg is on your face, alright, because I do not have any riches!
- Tiana: [shocked] What?
- Prince Naveen: I am completely broke! Hahaha!
- [branches begin popping the balloons]
- Prince Naveen: Uh-oh...
- Charlotte: Goodness gracious! This is so much to absorb. Let me see if I got this right. If I kiss you before midnight, you and Tiana will turn human again, and then we gonna get ourselves married and live happily ever after! The end!
- Prince Naveen: Yeah, more or less. But remember, you must give Tiana all the money she requires for her restaurant. Because Tiana...
- [glances at Evangeline, the star]
- Prince Naveen: She is my Evangeline.
- Charlotte: Anything you want, sugar.
- [applies lipstick]
- Charlotte: Pucker up, buttercup!
- Tiana: [Naveen half-heartedly puckers his lips] Wait!
- Prince Naveen: Tiana?
- Charlotte: Tiana?
- Tiana: Don't do this.
- Prince Naveen: I have to do this and we are running out of time!
- Tiana: I won't let you!
- Prince Naveen: It's the only way to get you your dream!
- Tiana: My dream? My dream wouldn't be complete... without you in it.
- [shrugs with a smile]
- Tiana: I love you, Naveen.
- Prince Naveen: Warts and all?
- Tiana: Warts and all.
- Charlotte: [sniffs] All my life, I read about true love and fairytales, and... Tia, you found it! I'll kiss him! For you, honey! No marriage required.
- [is about to kiss Naveen when the clock strikes midnight]
- Charlotte: Oh my word! M-maybe that ol' clock's a little fast!
- [kisses Naveen]
- Charlotte: Oh!
- [kisses him a few more times in panic and Naveen shrugs]
- Charlotte: Oh, I'm so sorry!
- [spoiler]
- [after Tiana and Naveen get married, they unexpectedly become human again]
- Mama Odie: Like I told y'all, kissing a princess breaks the spell.
- Prince Naveen: Once you became my wife, that made you...
- Tiana: ...a princess. You just kissed yourself a princess.
- Prince Naveen: And... I'm about to do it again.
- [They kiss]
- Travis: But, Miss Charlotte, you said later two hours ago.
- Charlotte: Travis, when a woman says later, she really means not ever. Now run along, there are plenty of fillies dying for you to waltz them into a stupor. Gimme those napkins, quick.
- Tiana: What for?
- Charlotte: I swear I'm sweating like a sinner in church.
- Prince Naveen: You know, waitress, I finally figured out what is wrong with you.
- Tiana: Have you, now?
- Prince Naveen: You do not know how to have FUN. There. Somebody had to say it.
- Tiana: Thank you, 'cause I figured out what your problem is too.
- Prince Naveen: I am... too wonderful?
- [the branch Tiana was holding smacks him backwards]
- Tiana: No, you're a no-count, philandering, lazy bump on a log.
- Prince Naveen: Ahaha...
- [fakes a cough]
- Prince Naveen: KILLJOY.
- Tiana: What'd you say?
- Prince Naveen: Ah, nothing.
- [fakes another cough]
- Prince Naveen: STICK IN THE MUD.
- Tiana: Listen here, mister. This stick in the mud has had to work two jobs her whole life while you've been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chambermaids around your - your ivory tower!
- Prince Naveen: [glances away] Actually, it's polished marble.
- Tiana: Where are you taking me?
- Prince Naveen: Oh, I just... wanted to show you a little something to celebrate our last night together as frogs.
- [tugs her up and she sees his set-up of a table and wine bottle]
- Tiana: Oh... All my years. No one's ever done anything like this for me.
- [glances at Naveen and sees he is wearing a butterfly as a bowtie]
- Prince Naveen: Oh, heh, i - it is too much, isn't it? Um...
- [clears throat]
- Prince Naveen: Thank you, Bow.
- Bow: I thought it was a nice touch.
- [flies away]
- Prince Naveen: Pretend you did not see that.
- [leads Tiana to the table]
- Prince Naveen: Please, please sit down.
- [sets a platter in front of her]
- Tiana: What's this?
- Prince Naveen: [lifts the lid and shows food] Ta-da!
- Tiana: You minced!
- Prince Naveen: I did!
- [Tiana giggles]
- Prince Naveen: You have had quite an influence on me. Which is amazing because I have dated thousands of women and -
- [cuts himself off in panic]
- Prince Naveen: No, like two, three... just other women! A-and anyway, you could not be more different! You know, you are - you are practically, heh, one of the guys!
- [Tiana looks shocked]
- Prince Naveen: No, no, no! You are not a guy! Let me begin again! Uh...
- [leans on the table and he slips to the floor, the food spilling on him]
- Prince Naveen: Ha... I am not myself tonight. Tiana!
- [stands up]
- Prince Naveen: Sorry, that was loud.
- [Tiana laughs]
- Prince Naveen: This is a disaster.
- Tiana: [laughs] No, it's cute.
- [Naveen chuckles]
- Tiana: You said you were fabulously wealthy!
- Prince Naveen: No, no, no my parents are fabulously wealthy! But they cut me off for being a...
- [notices a leech is attached to his arm]
- Prince Naveen: LEECH! LEECH!
- Tiana: [tugs off the leech] You're broke, and you had the gall to call me a liar?
- [tosses the leech behind them and a large fish leaps out of the water to eat it and they freak and run]
- Prince Naveen: It was not a lie! I fully inte...
- [glances up to see a large bird about to eat them]
- Prince Naveen: AAAH! I fully intend to be rich again! Once I marry Miss Charlotte La Bouff if she will have me!
- Tiana: You a prince?
- Prince Naveen: Obviously!
- Tiana: She'll have you!
- Tiana: Congratulations on being voted King of the Mardi Gras parade.
- 'Big Daddy' La Bouff: Caught me completely by surprise... for the fifth year in a row!
- Dr. Facilier: [during the illusion of Tiana's restaurant] Now, isn't this whole life better than hoppin' around a bayou for the rest of your life?
- Tiana: Shadow Man.
- Dr. Facilier: Gotta hand it to you, Tiana. When you dream, you dream big. Just look at this place! Gonna be the crown jewel of the Cresent City. And all you got to do, to make this reality Is hand over that little talisman of mine.
- Tiana: No. This-this is not right.
- Dr. Facilier: Come on, darlin'? Think of everything you sacrificed.
- [as he shows her all the people who doubted her]
- Dr. Facilier: Think of all those people who doubted you.
- [shows her father]
- Dr. Facilier: And don't forget your poor daddy. Now, that was one hard-working man... double, sometimes triple shifts. Never let know how bone-tired, beat he really was. Shame all that hard work didn't amount much more than a busted up, old gumbo-pot and a dream that never get off the back porch. But you... you can give your poor daddy everything he ever wanted. Come on, Tiana... You're almost there.
- Tiana: My Daddy never did get what he wanted. But he had what he needed. He had love. He never lost sight o' what was really important.
- [as she charges him, shaking the talisman]
- Dr. Facilier: Easy with that! Careful!
- Tiana: And neither will I.
- [thows the talisman to ground]
- Tiana: [freaking out] Stella just talked to me. A dog just spoke to me!
- Prince Naveen: You know, if you are going to let every little thing bother you, it is going to be a very long night!
- Prince Naveen: [Tiana had just turned into a frog] Easy, Princess! Princess! Do not panic!
- Tiana: [covering herself and panicking] Augh! What did you do to me? I - I'm green and I'm - and I'm slimy!
- Prince Naveen: No, that is not slime!
- [he takes her hand and rubs a finger over her arm]
- Tiana: What?
- Prince Naveen: [grinning] You are secreting mucus.
- [Tiana twitches and tackles him]
- Princess Tiana: [singing] The evening star is shinin' bright. So make a wish and hold on tight. There's magic in the air tonight, and anything can happen.
- Dr. Facilier: Y'all should have taken my deal. Now you'll spend the rest of your life being a slimy little frog!
- Tiana: I got news for you, Shadow Man: it's not slime... it's mucus!
- [uses her tongue to get back the talisman and smashes it]
- Dr. Facilier: No! How am I ever gonna pay back my debt?
- [a trio of masks break out of some graves, chanting]
- Dr. Facilier: Friends!
- Masks: [smile malevolently] Are you ready?
- Dr. Facilier: No! I'm not ready at all! In fact, I got lots more plans! This is just a minor setback in a major operation!
- Prince Naveen: [talking about her comment to the frog-hunters] 'And we talk, too!' I like that! You are secretly funny.
- Tiana: Not a stick in the mud?
- Prince Naveen: W-well I was...
- Tiana: Say it.
- Prince Naveen: Co...
- Tiana: Say it.
- Prince Naveen: All right... You're not exactly...
- Tiana: I can't hear you, I'm sorry. What?
- Prince Naveen: ...a complete stick DEEP in the mud.
- [Tiana giggles]
- Tiana: Once you two are married, you are gonna keep your promise and get me my restaurant, right?
- Prince Naveen: Whoa, oh, not so fast. I made that promise to a beautiful princess, not some cranky wai - why are those logs moving?
- Tiana: [Notices the alligators approaching] Those aren't logs!