Douglas Spain credited as playing...
Cesar Bernal
- Tomas Zepeda: You're either DEA or Immigration. You're not FBI. They wear suits.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: NCIS.
- Ceasar Bernal: Navy cops.
- Tomas Zepeda: What'd we do to piss you off? Come on, man. We get blamed for everything these days. Help me out. We steal the Admiral's car?
- Ceasar Bernal: Or his calzoncillos?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You killed two Marines. The first in a drive-by shooting. The other in Rock Creek Park.
- Tomas Zepeda: Take me away.
- [motions to other gang members]
- Tomas Zepeda: You want one of them instead? Go with the Federales, they need a suspect.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: We know who did it.
- [puts photos on the table]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: You can keep those.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Don't look surprised.
- Tomas Zepeda: I never seen them before.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: They used to run your organization.
- Tomas Zepeda: Organization? We're a social club.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You're not El Jefe.
- Tomas Zepeda: No? Who am I?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: "El Gordo"?
- [Spanish, "The fat one?"]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [everyone in the restaurant laughs] See? Nobody laughs at the boss. You have El Jefe give me a call, or I book him the next seat on the flight to Gitmo.
- Tomas Zepeda: You can't do that. We're not terrorists.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ziva?
- Officer Ziva David: I'll have Tel Aviv produce an intercept between Al Qaeda and this... social club. You want photos?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That would be good.
- Officer Ziva David: It might take me twenty-four hours.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Okay. Twenty-four hours.
- [watching McGee interview a suspect]
- Officer Ziva David: McGee is a capable interrogator. He can be quite intimidating when he wants to be.
- [inside]
- Ceasar Bernal: You can't keep me in here like this!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: No, actually I can. You see, La Vida Mala has suspected links to al-Qaeda. So all I have to do is say the word "terrorist," and I can keep you in this room until you grow old and die.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [impressed] That... actually was intimidating.