Ben Browder credited as playing...
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Never underestimate your audience. They're generally sensitive, intelligent people who respond positively to quality entertainment.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [re: the number of mission files] No, I'm pretty sure it's 1,263. Pretty sure I've read all the files recently.
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Actually, you haven't read 30185.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: 30185. What's that?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: We can't tell you.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: What do you mean, you can't tell me? I have the highest security clearance known to mankind. What is 30185?
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: We were sworn to secrecy.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Why even mention it to me if you're not gonna tell me what it is?
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Sorry.
- Vala Mal Doran: Can you tell me?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Oh yeah, we can tell you.
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Well, it has to do with the time that the gate sent us back to 1969.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Well that can't have anything to do with me. I wasn't born until a year later!
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Actually, it was *nine months* before he was born.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [taken aback] What?
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: You hafta remember, it was the sixties.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: C'mon. You have to have known that Jack's always taken an interest in your life.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Jack. O'Neill?
- Teal'c: Indeed.
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Remember when you were chosen for the 302 program even though you thought you weren't going to get in? How about when you were chosen for SG-1?
- Vala Mal Doran: [Giggles] Wait, are you saying that Jack O'Neill is...
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: -my daddy?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: It's all starting to make sense now, isn't it?
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Oh, I'm being punk'd, aren't I?
- [in the Farscape sequence]
- Vala Mal Doran: [as Aeryn Sun] Call me fahrbot, but they're gonna have our mivonks on a platter if we don't Starburst the draz out of here.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [as Crichton] The cluster's been damaged. We're not goin' anywhere.
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: [as Chiana] Oh, dren.
- Teal'c: [as Ka D'Argo] Hezmana!
- Vala Mal Doran: [as Aeryn Sun] Frell.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [as Stark] Son of a hasmot!
- Asgard: [as Dominar Rygel XVI] Yotz!
- Martin Lloyd: I'm talking about... a twist!... Something nobody's expecting
- Major General Jack O'Neill: You mean, something like this?
- [O'Neill is standing in the doorway waving]
- Vala Mal Doran: Wow... Don't think anybody will see that coming
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Nope! There'll be spoilers
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: You kidding? It'll be in the commercial
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Do you really think the best way to introduce the heroes of this story is to show them causing a massive catastrophe?
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: That's... realistic.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: How can something work perfectly fine for 10 years then all of a sudden it doesn't work anymore?