Wendy Schaal credited as playing...
Francine Smith
- Roger the Alien: [to Francine] Stan might be an insensitive feelings-hurter but he'd never cheat on you.
- Francine Smith: It's not Stan I'm worried about. It's the female "entertainment" I don't trust. Men throw a little cash at 'em, they'll do anything. Then sometimes, when you're on the floor with another girl, guys will throw money, then pick it up and throw the same singles out there again. Like I'm an idiot. Like I don't have peripheral vision?
- Roger the Alien: Stan, how could you say nothing special happened?
- Stan Smith: Because I just want to forget about it, okay? I was drunk, and I made a mistake, and we're never gonna talk about it again.
- [Roger gasps]
- Francine Smith: What are you boys whispering about?
- Stan Smith: Different types of sandwiches!
- Francine Smith: Roger, what's going on with Stan? He's been acting very nervous and secretive.
- Roger the Alien: You can add distant and hurtful to that list.
- Francine Smith: Something happened in Atlantic City, didn't it?
- Roger the Alien: No.
- Francine Smith: Roger, look at me. What happened in Atlantic City?
- Roger the Alien: Why don't you ask your husband?
- [breaks his coffee mug and hides under the blankets]
- Roger the Alien: I'll thank you to leave now.
- Klaus: Can I come?
- Francine Smith: Oh, what's the point, Klaus? You're a fish!
- Klaus: Ah. Francine, could you hit that Boom Box on your way out?
- Edie Brickell: I quit! I give up! Nothing's good enough for anybody else...
- Klaus: [crying] Wah-ha-ha-hah!