Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- [first lines]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: This is so "Usual Suspects".
- Officer Ziva David: Tony, your dying words will be, "I've seen this film".
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Whatever you came to say better be pretty damn important.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Abby slapped Ziva and Ziva slapper her back.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Damn! I missed it.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Coffee.
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Coffee?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Sure way to wake Gibbs.
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Good idea, but he's intubated. We'll have to use the I.V.
- [after Tony refers to "The Usual Suspects."]
- Officer Ziva David: I'm confused.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [from the backseat] So am I, and I saw the DVD twice.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: "The Sound of Music" confuses *you*, Probie.
- Officer Ziva David: I love that movie!
- [She starts to sing, DiNozzo claps a hand over her mouth]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: One note, and I will lock you in a room and make you listen to "It's a Small World" for 24 hours straight. Do we understand each other?
- Officer Ziva David: [muffled] Mmm-hmm.
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: I was out of line.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You are the director, Ma'am. You cannot be out of line.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: If there's going to be any bitch slapping on this team, I'll do it. Clear? Good, now shake hands.
- [Abby and Ziva shake hands]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: There we go. That wasn't so tough, was it? How about a little hug? Big buddy hug, come on.
- [Abby and Ziva hug]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: There we go. Come on, now a deep tongue kiss.
- [Abby and Ziva punch Tony]