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Kandi
- Charlie Harper: So, how big a difference are we talking about ?
- Kandi: It's *huge*.
- Charlie Harper: Really?
- Kandi: Oh, yeah. With you, sex is kinda like going on Space Mountain. It's a good ride, but there's never any real danger.
- [Charlie looks a little puzzled]
- Kandi: With Alan, it's like being in the back seat of a car driven by a really smart kangaroo. He may go up on the curb a couple of times, but he'll get you there.
- Charlie Harper: Okay. Thanks for clearing that up.
- [Kandi leaves room]
- Charlie Harper: [knowing he's won] There's a two hour wait for Space Mountain.
- Charlie Harper: Isn't there something you could be doing?
- Berta: Well...
- [turns to look at Kandi]
- Berta: I could go rub some oil on her, but I don't trust myself.
- Charlie Harper: Berta, please don't take this the wrong way, but it's been a long time for me... and you're starting to turn me on.
- Berta: I'm outta here!
- Kandi: [Kandi enters the kitchen as Berta is leaving] Hi, Berta!
- Berta: Hey, baby.