Jared Harris credited as playing...
Lord Portley-Rind
- Lord Portley-Rind: [after learning that Snatcher was lying about the Boxtrolls being monsters, and lying about the Trubshaws being killed, he addresses the crowd] Snatcher lied to us, and to poor Madame Frou Frou.
- Lord Portley-Rind: [accusingly, at Snatcher] Snatcher!
- Archibald Snatcher: [using Madame Frou Frou's voice, and exaggerated female gestures] We could have been something special, but you have broken our agreement.
- Lord Portley-Rind: [confused] Why is he talking like Madame Frou Frou?
- Lord Portley-Rind: [suddenly realizes that Snatcher IS Madame Frou Frou, he gasps] Oh my god! I regret so much.
- Archibald Snatcher: [first line, Snatcher to Butler at the front door] Wake his Lordship. The unspeakable has happened, We must speak of it immediately!
- [struggles with Butler, trying to slam the door on him]
- Lord Portley-Rind: [Frustrated] What is is, Snatcher?
- Archibald Snatcher: BOXTROLLS HAVE COME AND STOLEN A CHILD!
- Lord Portley-Rind: Gasp, no.
- Archibald Snatcher: There no doubt, picking their teeth with his adorable baby bones, by now.
- Lord Portley-Rind: Horribly tragedy.
- [in a non-interested tone]
- Lord Portley-Rind: Lets deal with it in the morning.
- Archibald Snatcher: [while butler aggressively presses the door on Snatcher] STOP, that's not the worst of it. They'll come after...
- [Butler slams the door in Snatcher's face, and is now talking through the mailslot of the mansion]
- Archibald Snatcher: our cheeses!
- Lord Portley-Rind: [SCARED] MY GOUDA?
- Archibald Snatcher: They'll stop at nothing.
- Lord Portley-Rind: Oh you're the town exterminator, I'll pay whatever it takes.
- Archibald Snatcher: Oh I don't want money, I want one of those
- [pointing at Portly Rind's hat]
- Lord Portley-Rind: A white hat? you? ABSURD!
- Archibald Snatcher: Alright then, by prepare to say bye bye to your brie, cheerio to your cheddar, good bye...
- Lord Portley-Rind: Hey, Have every boxtrolls gone, with proof.
- Archibald Snatcher: For a white hat? I WILL DESTROY EVERY LAST BOXTROLL IN THIS TOWN!
- Archibald Snatcher: When I destroy every last Boxtroll in this town, I shall EARN my white hat, and join you in the Tasting Room.
- Lord Portley-Rind: [facetiously] Good Lord! I don't know who should be more terrified: the Boxtrolls or us.