Ted Danson credited as playing...
Sam Malone
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Diane and I are going to Europe.
- Sam Malone: Europe? Overseas?
- Diane Chambers: Well, we were going to go to the local one, but it's all booked up.
- Sam Malone: [about Diane and Frasier's impending trip to Europe] I mean, after all, just because the two of us didn't travel well...
- Diane Chambers: When did we ever travel?
- Sam Malone: Are you kidding me? We went through hell together.
- Diane Chambers: Ah, yes. Well, it helped that you knew the language.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Carla, what are you looking for, a sign from God? Religious belief is based on faith.
- Carla Tortelli: Yeah, well, I never thought I'd say this, Coach, but I think I've lost faith.
- Sam Malone: [entering from his office] Hey, listen up, everybody. I have an announcement to make. Diane here is leaving for Europe, and she's... she's not going to be back to Cheers ever.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Aww...
- [Carla falls to her knees and clasps her hands together]
- Carla Tortelli: [singing] I believe, for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. I believe that somewhere in the darkest night, a candle glows.