Kelsey Grammer credited as playing...
Dr. Frasier Crane
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Diane, I've got the most exciting news. It just couldn't wait.
- Diane Chambers: What is it? You're positively tingling.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Come and sit down. I have been awarded an honor that surpasses anything that I could have hoped to have achieved at this point in my career, it goes beyond even my most wild and ambitious dreams.
- Cliff Clavin: Hey, hey, Doc, what are we talking here, a Nobel Prize, huh?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, we're not talking Nobel Prize.
- Norm Peterson: What, Pulitzer? Come on.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, I didn't win the Pulitzer Prize.
- Diane Chambers: Oh, a Guggenheim Fellowship.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, it's not a Guggenheim Fellowship.
- Cliff Clavin: Oh, what did you win, a canned ham? You lost all the big ones.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Diane and I are going to Europe.
- Sam Malone: Europe? Overseas?
- Diane Chambers: Well, we were going to go to the local one, but it's all booked up.